Did You Ever Notice?

Did you ever notice that the more verbiage on an envelope about how important the contents are, the less important it is?  If the printing reads "important" and "time sensitive" and some of it is in bold face, then I can assure you that the contents are completely worthless.

To show how totally without merit this little envelope from Ditech was, we have the requisite bolding, important notation, time sensitive verbiage, AND a tracking number.

And yes, I do miss Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes.  I can't quite make my voice sound as crabby and peeved as his.