Blowin' in the Wind

I got up at "o dark 30" (or Navy time), made some banana oatmeal muffins, and brewed a pot of chocolate truffle coffee.  This, kidlets, is decadence on a small budget.

I have an unsightly view of the compost bin from one angle on my front porch.  This was particularly bothersome because it is the view I see from my chair at the table. 

The answer, my friend, was blowin' in the wind, to plagiarize from, um....be inspired by Peter, Paul, and Mary.

The answer was blowin' in the wind....on a tension rod...hanging from cheapo chain from Lowes...with sale curtains from Walmart.

Just sayin'.